"Your sandwich. Look at that sandwich. Sit over there. It's tuna again. Don't you realize it smells and it leaks. And you over there. Is your thermos leaking? Look, it's going all over your fruit. Hey you, your shoelaces aren't even, even. Who tied them for you this morning? Can I have your wax paper? My tuna fish is leaking."
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